About Me
Name: UndressJess
Age: 25
Gender: Single - Female
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Sign: Aquarius (Dragon)
Appearance
Height: 5 ft 4 in / 163-164 cm
Weight: 130 lbs / 59 kg
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: Other
Cup Size: 34B
Kinky Attributes: Piercings,Tattoos,Shaved,Hairy
Features
Description
I'm Jessa Flux of UndressJess.com! If you are NOT a member of UndressJess.com OR haven't tipped 1st and make a request you'll be banned for being disrespectful. Plz don't make me ban you by begging! Just enjoy! ;)
Turn Ons
hello kitty EVERYTHING and ANYTHING, the color green, older hipster dudes and occasionally those hipster bitches as well, the latest technology in computers but not in stupid shit like iphones or ipads (I hate those!), my macbook pro, facebook makes me cum and I realize that's weird, eating yummy raw fish, singing with my band Gorilla Monsoon makes me wet in my pants, doing sex toy reviews (ask me how YOU can send me new sex toys for me to review and to use in my shows and video on my indie porn site, undressjess.com!), dressing up in weirdo costumes, Harry Potter, Gary Numan, Sailor Jerry's Spiced Rum, super dank tree, making porn that's so hot I even have to masturbate while I'm editing it, having my feet rubbed for house on end, sucking cock, really really REALLY high heels, sugar daddies (Sometimes if their cool! If you're lame I won't talk to you even if you insist on buying me gifts and sending me money... Just saying!), dancing in the rain without wearing shoes, Sonic Youth and tiny kisses down my back!
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Turn Offs
rude asshats that think telling me that I look tired or high won't get them banned from my chat room with the quickest quickness known to man, demands (If you would like for me to do something awesomely sexy for you then please take me private! I do not respond to random demands in my FREE chat room!), bad taste in music and other forms of media, general rudeness especial when it comes from freeloaders, unasked for opinions on things like my hair style or color, and MOST IMPORTANTLY OVERALL when people say "bb" as an abbreviation for baby...
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Quote
...if i want to drink alone dressed like a pirate,
or look like a dyke,
or wear high heels and lipstick,
or hide in a convent,
or try to be mayor,
or marry a writer,
smoke crack and slash tires,
make jokes you don't like,
or paint ducks and retire...